Massage Parlor Horror Stories – I Got Arrested for Solicitation

I like to consider myself to be a pretty regular guy.  I’ve heard about how great visiting a massage parlor can be and I thought I might like to check it out.  I’m married and am generally happy, but sometimes things get a little – well, boring.  My wife went out of town for the week and I just felt like I needed – something.  I know, it sounds weak, but if you’re a guy, on your own and could hook up with someone and get away with it, wouldn’t you?

I figured that between a place to get a massage and an escort, I would be safer with the massage parlor.  So, I get a number from my single friend and decide to make an appointment.  Always by the book, that’s me – kind of.  I’m new to the whole thing and wasn’t sure how to go about ensuring that I could enjoy the notorious extras.  So, I walk in, mention my appointment and choose my girl.

There has to be a Better Way

I’m really obvious about the shower thing and check to make sure that the doors lock.  My girl comes in – she’s really cute.  She’s petite with dark hair, sweet face.  Just the opposite of my wife really, so I thought it would be a fun change.  The whole time I’m getting my “massage,” I can’t help thinking about the extras.  What would it be like?  Finally, unable to hide the obvious direction of my thoughts, I blurt out something about giving her $100 if she will…  Yeah.  That’s about the time that my world turned all over itself.

Next thing I know, I’m finding out that my masseuse is an undercover cop.  I’m barely allowed to get my clothes on before the cuffs are slapped on me.  Suffice it to say that this is not the way my visit to the massage parlor was supposed to turn out.  I got booked, have a record now, had to go to court.  My wife had to come bail me out of jail – it was pretty well miserable.

The good news is that I didn’t actually CHEAT on my wife, so even though she’s hurt, she can’t really say I did anything wrong.  However, if intentions were knives, I probably would have killed her.  The thing is that I never meant for her to find out.  I never wanted to hurt her.

If I’m ever allowed out of the house alone again and I feel like seeking something different, it is so not going to be a massage parlor.  Here’s a hint – don’t waste your time.  If you’re married and need some relief, go the discreet affair route with Ashley Madison.  Also, I’ve been seeing ads on a bunch of the escort boards for ArrangementFinders.com. I come to find out it’s a site filled with girls looking for mutually beneficial arrangements.

Massage Parlor Horror Stories – I Got an STD

I used to be a regular visitor to a massage parlor.  I tipped well, knew the lingo and even had a favorite girl.  It was all good.  She was good; we had an understanding and even would exchange a little small talk.  I enjoyed it and I think I helped her to enjoy it once in a while as well.  I even practiced safe sex – when I could, but sometimes – well, with some things, I just couldn’t.  With “my usual” girl, it was no biggie.

I consider myself to be a fairly healthy person.  I take care of myself, work out and even have yearly physicals, so I mistakenly believed that every woman at this particular massage parlor was just as clean and healthy as my regular was.  I visited one night and found that the usual girl I would see wasn’t in.  I thought okay, no biggie and chose another one.  She was pretty and good at what she did, so I decided I wanted to do a little something too.  The usual girl loved it and I thought that this one would too.  She definitely did.  I left feeling content and satisfied.

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I kept visiting for a while until I started showing symptoms.  I won’t be gross, because it’s pretty sick, but let’s just say that I’m really lucky that I have a lot of vacation days.  When my doctor saw it, he said, “Oh GOD!”  Maybe I let it go for too long.  The point is that now I can control it, but I still have to deal with this issue – forever.

Okay, so I used to visit a massage parlor.   It was my thing for a while, but now I’m thinking that I’d like to start seeing someone – get committed, that kind of thing.  How can any woman be good with this?  How do I explain it to her?  It’s disgusting and what’s even worse is that I unknowingly transmitted my issue to my “regular” girl.  So now she has the same problem as I do.

So now, if I want to hook up, I do it a different way.  I don’t visit a massage parlor anymore.  I’m not going to waste time with all that.  I’ve been having luck with two different types of niche dating sites

• Married Women Looking for Discreet Encounters – AshleyMadison.com
• College Girls Looking for Mutually Beneficial Arrangements – ArrangementFinders.com

Escort Horror Stories Episode Two: My Husband Sucks

My husband visited an escort.  The when and the how don’t really matter so much.  It was a one time thing – I think.  The point is he felt horrible and we’re working through it.  What we can never work through, however, is the fact that he also gave me a venereal disease that has affected my ability to ever have children.

We don’t have any kids.  We were waiting a while, until we were established better and more ready emotionally.  We had a decent marriage and I guess I can forgive a one-time indiscretion.  He’s human, he was out with the guys and everyone else got one, of course he would.  It’s pretty crappy, I know, but it can be forgiven.  What I don’t know if I can ever get over is the fact that because of his one visit to one escort, I have to suffer for the rest of my life.

You think that you should be able to have unprotected sex with your husband right?  Well, apparently he didn’t get the memo that you’re supposed to protect yourself when you’re with – of all things – an escort.  How nasty is that?  Just because she’s hot – hello – she has sex for a living.  According to him, he had been drinking – a lot and wasn’t in his right mind at all.  In fact, if you believe what he says, he didn’t even call the escort, his friend did.

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He came home and life returned to normal.  I thought everything was fine until about a month later I started having really gross symptoms.  I thought it was just a “girl” thing that I could take care of myself, because it didn’t occur to me that he would have been with anyone else, let alone an escort.  My symptoms didn’t improve and didn’t improve.  In fact, they got worse.  I had no choice but to go to the doctor and now I wish I would have gone sooner.

So now, I have a disgusting issue for the rest of my life that has totally changed my life.  As for my “wonderful” husband – he has it too.  I don’t know what will happen with us, but I have told all of his friends and their wives what happened.  None of them have any kinds of issues except for the cost of divorce lawyers.

My advice to you if you’re getting together with the guys and just cannot resist the idea of hooking up with someone that’s not your wife is to check out Ashley Madison. You might be lucky enough that your wife will see passed the cheating, but if she gets an STD on top of that, forget it. With that cheating website, at a minimum, you virtually remove the STD risk.

These are not the Handcuffs You Want: Avoid Massage Parlors

As a grown man, you have the right to visit a massage parlor. You can even pay a little extra for a hand job or a blow job. In the right place, you can pay even more for the full service package. Nobody can tell you what you should or should not do. In the end, you are the person who has to live with the consequences of your actions and decisions.

The reality is that many establishments calling themselves massage parlors do not specialize in massages. Some of the businesses do not even have licenses to be open. Most of the “therapists” are not even certified masseuses. The majority of them are really prostitutes, and many of them are under aged girls who only work in the businesses out of fear of being harmed.

Be Wary

Knowing all of this, once again, you are free to visit a massage parlor for a happy ending. You should just be prepared for a raid on any parlor you visit. You should also be ready to have your picture taken by the media and police photographers. You might have been having fantasies about handcuffs on the drive over, but the metal cuffs that will probably be placed on your wrist by a vice cop are surely not the ones you imagined. These cuffs are not the nice ones with the fur, either. They actually hurt and are not attractive at all.

The raid can happen at any minute and on any given day. Sometimes police investigate massage parlors for three or six months before they make their moves. Once they receive enough information and collect enough evidence, they make their raids. If you are inside of the place when the move is made, get ready for the news coverage. Most news sources list names, ages, and cities of residence.

Try explaining all of this to your wife and your boss. It should not take you too long to remove all your belongings from the house, and hopefully you did not plan on moving up the corporate ladder. You will still get to see your kids sometimes, but Little Johnny might want to know why Daddy’s name is trending on the local Twitter feed.

But of course you don’t need anyone to tell you what you should and should not do. Go ahead and enjoy those handcuffs at the massage parlor. You are a big boy who can make his own decisions.

If you’re married and simply aren’t happy with your wife, then go the affair route instead. Here, you virtually eliminate the STD risk, and you meet someone that is struggling with the same issues as you are. The biggest in this space is Ashley Madison

Warts from a Hand Job?

Although it sounded pretty exciting at first, it was actually probably the worst gift I had ever received in my entire life. I still recall jumping up for joy when I saw the gift was a certificate to this Asian massage parlor. It was my birthday present from my older brother the year I turned eighteen.

I was still a virgin, and he never let me forget it. He assured me that I would get a lot more than a massage, and that I would really love it. It was not unusual for him to brag about how much he enjoyed going there so I was actually curious about what it was like.

When I went to the massage parlor, I did receive more than a massage. At the time, when she was giving me the hand job, I was really pleased with the extra service. It felt good, and I could tell she knew what she was doing. Still, that was then though, and this is now.

Now I have Genital Warts (HPV), and this is just from a simple hand job because that is all I had beside the massage. The lady in the room offered me more, but I was too nervous to say “yes” to anything else. I am glad I did not ask for anything else. There is no telling what kind of other diseases I could have.  But I mean, how in the world can you get warts from a HJ? Apparently, if you on too many dicks and aren’t clean, the HPV virus will actual linger from skin to skin.

Who would have imagined that you could get something just from being touched? I never thought a person could get sick this way. Looking back now, I cannot believe I did something so stupid. The woman sells herself for a living. Why did I assume that she washed her hands simply because there was a sink in the room?

All I can do now is think about her and that massage parlor. Obviously, she was not big on cleaning herself. Did she even clean the massage bed I was on? How clean was the towel I wore or the one she wiped me down with? What had I opened myself up to when I walked inside of that place?

Each time I apply the medicine on my penis, I think about the gift I got from my brother. That gift is a life lesson I will never forget. Now I know the truth about massage parlors, and I will never ever return to one, even if someone else is paying for the experience. There are some gifts that should never be used.

Massage Paranoia – It’s Worse than an Actual STD

Some days are longer than others, and more than anything, all I wanted to do was relax. Honestly, I wanted a happy ending, one that I couldn’t get from my wife, Tricia, because she was either too exhausted from taking care of our newborn or she just wasn’t interested. Usually, it was the latter case I believed.

For months, my friends had been telling me how I should check out the new Asian massage parlor not to far from our office complex. They say the women were cute and had no problem delivering more than a massage for the right price.

So finally, I went to the massage parlor. All the while I drove there, I kept telling myself that I was just going to get a massage, and that was all I wanted. I was telling a horrible lie with every breath. The woman in my room gave me a bbbj, and then I had intercourse with her. I wore a condom of course during intercourse, but now I am not sure about any of it.

Massage Paranoia?

Lying in bed beside my wife at night, I cannot help but wonder how many bbbjs this woman has given. Where has her mouth been besides on me? What if I get warts or something? What if the condom was not strong enough? I needed to go to the doctor for a check-up I finally decided.

I found myself staring at my penis a lot when I peed and in the shower. Did my penis look differently now? Was anything swollen or discolored? Had I picked up a disease at the massage parlor?

Going to the doctor is a bit tricky for me. The doctor I normally go to is good friends with my father-in-law, and despite what they say, there is no such thing as doctor/patient confidentiality. I will need to go to a low-cost clinic or some place like that, and I have never done this before.

Last night, Tricia wanted to make love, but I couldn’t do it. I kept thinking of how I needed to get into the clinic as soon as possible. If my tests came back positive, what would I tell her?  The test results were negative, thank God! I got my happy ending, but at what cost?

I know there’s problems in every marriage, but I never should have went the pay for sex route. The alternative I should I have used was the affair website of Ashley Madison. The site caters to men and women looking for affairs, whether physical or emotional. This way, I would have virtually eliminated the STD risk.

Think With The Right Head When it Comes to Massage Parlors

Whether you travel for business or are a local enthusiast, finding a massage parlor that puts a smile on your face is THE greatest feeling. Whether you like Asian, Russian, or anything in between, finding these places for the seasoned vet is a simple task. The issue comes with determining which sex acts to go for.

Unlike escorts, massage parlors will only go so far (hj, cbj, bbbj), while others is basically a FS escort. While I love these services, it burns me up when I hear stories of guys doing risky acts. Many I feel are more loose with their rules than guys that use escorts. Don’t for a second think that a bbbj is safe, cause it isn’t. Hopefully, every single one of you wears a rubber, but you are still at risk of getting warts (HPV). For you married guys, the last thing you want to do is bring that evidence back home to your wife! As for you single guys, might put a hamper in the sex department for a while (you could of course, only have sex in the dark with no oral).

I created this blog in the hopes of hearing the negative stories from guys that used massage parlors. Could be something like a cop bust, to getting an STD. You can post your story in the comments section, or you can post what you’d like to write an article about. I’ll get back to you with a user name and password if interested.

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